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Twelve and a half minutes of Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch saying dirty, dirty things.

Did I just hear Benedict Cumberbatch say the word dildo

I believe I did

dear LORD

I FEEL SO VERY, VERY DIRTY.

I DON’T WANT TO GET RID OF THIS DIRTINESS.

please forgive my tags

• #AND I’M USING EARPHONES
• #SO IT’S COMPLETELY SURROUNDING IN MYBRAIN
• #I CAN— OH HE JUST MADE THE WORD MANHOOD SOUND LIKE A GOOD THING
• #CAN’T BRAIN
• #OH MY GOD
• #’MAIDENHOOD’
• #HE’S TAKING THEIR VIRGINITIES
• #HOW DOES HE NOT GIGGLE READING ALL THIS
• #’MADAM OREO’
• #OREO
• #OREO THO
• #BOSOM
• #STAWP IT BEN
• #’OBVIOUS EXCITEMENT’. THAT MEANS ERECTION
• #OMG
• #MOTHER OF GOD I’M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH
• #VOUYERISM NOW WHAT
• #OH
• #KISS HIM
• #MOTHER OF LOVE
• #THIS IS SO STRANGELY GOOD
• #wait what transvestite what
• #HE JUST SAID DILDO
• #DILDO
• #BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH JUST SAID DILDO

I CHOKED  ON MY TEA WHEN HE SAID DILDO

i cannot express the way my body and ears feel at this moment

why does

this exist????????????????????????????????????????????

SCREAMS

can i just have this on my blog please

Oh fuck-a-doodle-doo. 

WHAT IS THIS!?!?! OH GOD…..DEAR SWEET BABY JESUS…… HE DOESN’T NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME, HE JUST NEEDS TO SAY DIRTY THINGS TO ME.  

What is this!!!!! I need to download this on to my iPod and iPhone!!!! This is awkward but amazing at the same time!!!! I now what argument between him and Martin Freeman to go a such MF: Fuck you, I won a BAFTA! BC: Really, I just have to utter a few lines out of a dirty novel and say Dildo and I can drive the ladies crazy! Is Benedict Cumberbatch even aware of what power he has over the ladies?!? I don’t think he even has to talk but just look a woman with that mischievous little look he does with the cute smile and women are just like our bodies are ready! lol. -theamberrowlett